Aug
29
“Who invented toys, who invented balloons, who invented houses, who invented walls, mirrors, windows, bricks.”
childish questions
“Why is our country so small? Can we go to Africa? Can we go somewhere that has camels?”
Aug
4
“If you put somebody in a box which was just the right size for them, and then gave them a pill that made them grow lots in 5 minutes, which would break first, their bones, or the box?”
Jul
22
“Could a giant touch a cloud? - Sam R, 4”
Jul
14
“You know if you brought itching powder to school, and put it in everyone’s hair? Would they send out nit letters?”
Jul
10
“Do you think you could win a fight against a viscious monkey?”
“What type of phone does the pope use?”
Jun
30
“Would you rather have a really big leg or a super skinny arm?”
“Dad, why has that woman got no face” - Connor M, 4 years old (asked when walking past a Muslim woman in full burqa)”
“Why do some people end up in jail? All babies are sweet and nice. Why do some of them turn bad?”
“How long has Mr Muscle been out? Is it a good one?… … Would you die if you drank bleach?”
“You know the sword in the stone at Disney Land? If you pull it out do you get to keep it? How much could you sell it for?”
“If you were fifty thousand million years old.. what would you do?”
